In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.
Is it secret? Is it safe?
And elsewhere, "In the not-too-distant future. Somewhere in time and space..."
(LOTR by Will, MST3K by Abby)
We're Quackers!














Eleven years ago, my life changed forever. Abigail Marie Maughan was born nearly 5 weeks early and weighted 5 lbs. 9 oz. She was the smallest baby with the tallest dad. Abigail was the best baby--eager to please and pleasant. She had quite the responsibility as the first grandchild on both sides of the family and continues to exceed expectations! Abby's loving, passionate, thoughtful, silly, talented, opinionated, sassy, sweet and brilliant.Oh! The Places You’ll Go!
Dr. Seuss
Congratulations!
Today is your day.
You’re off to Great Places!
You’re off and away!
You have brains in your head.
You have feet in your shoes.
You can steer yourself any direction you choose.
You’re on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the [gal] who’ll decide where to go....
You’ll get mixed up, of course, as you already know. You’ll get mixed up with many strange birds as you go. So be sure when you step. Step with care and great tact and remember that Life’s a Great Balancing Act. Just never forget to be dexterous and deft. And never mix up your right foot with your left.
And will you succeed? Yes! You will, indeed! (98 and ¾ percent guaranteed.)
Kid, you’ll move mountains!
So…be your name Buxbaum or Bixby or Bray or Mordecai Ale Van Allen O’Shea, you’re off to Great Places! Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting.
So…get on your way!